McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Fragments From “LeBron! The Musical.”

I share this excerpt mainly to show how one can effectively rhyme “Prokhorov.” Also, the whole thing is awesome and you should read/sing it.

JAY-Z

If you’re having choosing problems
I feel bad for you, son
You got 99 problems
But the Nets ain’t one

I know that it’s not fair of me
To lure you with a parody
So also I broke you off
Tons of cash from Prokhorov

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Fragments From “LeBron! The Musical.”

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